Escape Dunder Mifflin

You were stuck working at The Office on your birthday, but Michael caved in and allowed you to go home early. But, Dwight has locked the office for security reasons. You must find the way to escape so that you can go home and have lots of birthday sex with your girlfriend. [[Start the mission]]

You are standing in Michael's office, and he starts staring at you longingly. You can: [[Awkwardly step back and go to Dwight's desk->Dwight's desk]] or [[Run towards Michael and kiss him on the mouth]]

Dwight has installed a high-level Schrute security question. "What was my weight at birth?" [[12 lb 5 oz]] [[15 lb 5 oz]] [[13 lb 5 oz ]] [[14 lb 5 oz]]

You walk over to Jim's desk. He has left several things behind. What do you investigate? [[The computer]] [[The drawer]] [[The mug]] [[The sticky note]] [[Return to the office->Start the mission]]

Incorrect. Not everything is a lesson (A)Ryan. Sometimes you just fail. [[Try again->Dwight's desk]]

Incorrect. Dwight shakes his head in disappointment. [[Try again->Dwight's desk]]

Correct. Dwight nods approvingly and asks you to move to the next security checkpoint. He also promises to plant his seed in you. [[Go to Jim's desk->Jim's desk]]

Incorrect. Will I get over it? Mmm...No. But life goes on. [[Try again->Dwight's desk]]

Michael insists on one last personal question before you leave. "Who is the sexiest, prettiest, handsomest, cutest, body tea-est, most gorgeous boy in the world?" [[Aryan The Bird Day Boy]] [[Hyderabadi Spl. Chikna Maal]] [[Taller AJ]] [[slimshadyhoo]]

AJ sahi hai but taller? (stop pretending ure taller than me, sigh.) [[Exit]]

Yes, my nonchalant king. [[Exit]]

Absofuckinlutely. (I wanna kiss u on za mouth with my tongue and all so bad rn) [[Exit]]

YES YES YES HAPPY BIRD DAYY BABYYYYYY I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUU [[Exit]]

You open Jim's computer. The screen suddenly shows a quiz. "When I impersonated Dwight and calculated the total cost of the ensemble, how much was it?" [[Thirteen Dollars]] [[Eleven Dollars]] [[Seventeen Dollars]] [[Seven Dollars]]

You open the drawer. Inside, you find a note. "The second number of the code is the number of letters in Todd Packer's middle name." [[Four]] [[Five]] [[Six]] [[Seven]]

You pick up the yellow sticky note on Jim's desk. It reads: "The break room holds the next challenge. Make sure you have two digits of the code with you before proceeding." Looks like you'll have to figure out the digits from the clues around Jim's desk. [[Look for clues on Jim's desk->Jim's desk]] [[Do not forget to check the mug before going to the break room->The mug]] [[Go to the break room->The break room]]

You pick up the mug. There is a small note taped underneath. It reads: "Reminder: someone thinks you're pretty stupendofantabulouslyfantasmygod-ically magical (that someone is also gooning to you rn). Happy bird day. From: A to A<3" Dwight immediately confiscates the mug. [[Return to Jim's desk->Jim's desk]]

‼GAME OVER‼ AND YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING ANY BIRD DAY SEX EITHER CUZ YOUR GF'S MAD AT YOU❌ [[Retry->Start the mission]]

Incorrect. Were you not preprepreprepared? [[Try again->The computer]]

Correct. A clue appears on the screen. "FIRST NUMBER OF THE CODE = 7" [[Return to Jim's desk->Jim's desk]]

Incorrect. A message pops up from Jim. "Do something very bold in this job that you've never done before. Try." [[Try again->The computer]]

Incorrect. Dwight shakes his head. "Pathetic. Even I know that." [[Try again->The computer]]

You messed up. Now, Packer is waiting to swoop in like a sexual predator. [[Try again->The drawer]]

Yes that's correct, ma nerd! [[Return to Jim's desk->Jim's desk]]

BOO!!! WRONG!!! But it's okay, cuz you've got nine lives and a nine inch d- [[Try again->The drawer]]

Exsqueeze me? How do you not know this? [[Try again->The drawer]]

You enter the break room. Dwight has installed a keypad lock on the snack cabinet. He says: "To proceed, you must enter the correct 4-digit code." You look around for clues. [[Check the microwave]] [[Look inside the fridge]] [[Inspect the coffee station]] [[Try entering the code]]

You open the microwave. A sticky note is taped inside. It reads: "Dwight's Security Question: What would Kevin like to share with someone on a perfect Valentine's Day?" [[Burgers, Soda, TV]] [[Pizza, Fries, Cuddles]] [[Ribs, Fries, TV]] [[Pizza, Soda, The Moon]]

You open the break room fridge. Inside are several labelled containers. One container says: "MICHAEL SCOTT — DO NOT EAT." A note from Dwight is taped next to it. "Security Question: When Michael discovered someone had eaten his sandwich, what was the special ingredient he was most upset about?" Choose the correct answer. [[The homemade pesto]] [[The fresh mozzarella]] [[The caprese salad filling]] [[The prosciutto]]

You stand in front of Dwight's keypad. Dwight says: "This lock requires a FOUR digit code." (set: $code to (prompt: "Enter the 4-digit code", "")) (if: $code is "7534")[ The keypad flashes green. Dwight nods approvingly. "Acceptable." The cabinet unlocks. You find a key. "You are free to go. Happy birthday. FALSE. It is the anniversary of your birthday. You are only born once." [[Proceed to the exit->Erm]] ] (else:)[ The keypad flashes red. Dwight shakes his head. "Incorrect." [[Try again->Try entering the code]] ]

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE I WORK WITH IS AN IDIOT. AND BY SOMETIMES I MEAN ALL TIMES. ALL THE TIMES. EVERY OF THE TIME. [[Try again->Check the microwave]]

Correct! You truly are a master-bater! !!THE THIRD DIGIT OF THE CODE IS 3!! [[Look for other clues->The break room]]

I have very little patience for stupidity. [[Try again->Check the microwave]]

"I guess he's the 'stupid guy' in the office, huh?" Kevin says, pointing at you, "cuz up 'til now, we didn't have one." [[Try again->Check the microwave]]

You inspect the coffee machine. A note is taped underneath the coffee filter. You unfold it. It reads: "PSA: The birthday boy has an "unlimited sexy time" coupon for today (and always, akshually) and he should redeem it ASAP as possible." Dwight grabs the note. "This is not a part of my official security test." [[Return to the break room->The break room]]

"YES, YOU REMEMBERED?" Michael jumps with excitement. "Does that make me a hero? I really can't say, but yes!" !!THE LAST DIGIT OF THE CODE IS 4!! [[Keep looking for the third digit of the code->The break room]] [[If you have all the four digits of the code, go inspect the coffee station for a special announcement->Inspect the coffee station]]

Michael clicks his tongue in disappointment. "You expect to be screwed by your boss but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend." [[Try again->Look inside the fridge]]

"What the hell is that?" Michael shouts. [[Try again->Look inside the fridge]]

"You don't know me," Michael says, "you've just seen my penis." [[Try again->Look inside the fridge]]

Age is just a number. //FALSE//. Age is a ''word''. HAPPYY 24TH BABYYYY <3